On the second day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Are they socialized, can you
homeschool legally?"
On the third day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Do
you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"
On the fourth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "What about P.E., do you give
them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the fifth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "YOU ARE SO STRANGE! What about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"
On the sixth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "How long will you homeschool,
YOU ARE S0 STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests,
are they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the seventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Look at what they're missing,
how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about
P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool
legally?"
On the eighth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Why do you do this, look at what
they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE,
what about P.E. do you give them tests, are they socialized,
do you homeschool legally?"
On the ninth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "They'll miss the prom, why
do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long will you
homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what about P.E. do you give
them tests, are they socialized, do you homeschool legally?"
On the tenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "What about graduation,
they'll miss the prom, why do you do this, look at what they're
missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE!, what
about P.E., do you give them tests, are they socialized, can
you homeschool legally?"
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"I could never do that,
what about graduation, they'll miss the prom, why do you do this,
look at what they're missing, how long will you homeschool, YOU
ARE SO STRANGE, what about P.E., do you give them tests, are
they socialized, can you homeschool legally?"
On the twelfth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me, "Can they go to college, I
could never do that, what about graduation, they'll miss the
prom, why do you do this, look at what they're missing, how long
will you homeschool, YOU ARE SO STRANGE, What about P.E., do
you give them tests, are they socialized, can you homeschool
legally?"
On the thirteenth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied:
"They Can go to
college, yes you can do this, they can have graduation, we
don't like the prom, we do it cuz we like it, they are missing
nothing, we'll homeschool forever, WE ARE NOT STRANGE!, We give
them P.E., and we give them tests, they are socialized, AND WE
HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!
This book strikes a humorous chord with all of us that attempt to find creative ways of answering, ignoring, overlooking, informing, defending or explaining our situation when that inevitable question comes our way.
