1. It's more fun to color
outside the lines.
2. If you're gonna draw
on the wall, do it behind the couch.
3. Ask why until you
understand.
4. Hang
on tight.
5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten
anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better
off than the worm.
6. Make up the rules
as you go along.
7. It doesn't matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse
you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test
before you've finished studying.
12. If you want a kitten,
start out asking for a horse.
13. Just keep banging until someone opens
the door.
14. Making your bed is a waste
of time.
15. There is no good reason why clothes
have to match.
16. Even Popeye
didn't eat his spinach
until he absolutely had to.
17. You work so hard pedaling
up the hill that you hate
to brake on the way down.
18. You can't ask
to start over just because you're losing the game.
