10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with
the planting and plowing.
9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for
the compliment!
8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork
rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch
our soaps.
7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told
you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time.
(sigh)
6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then,
don't you?
5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive
and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.
Thanks for the peek!
4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh!
No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come
on kids, hurry!
2. Noooooope.Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel
good!
And the number one answer we should NEVER give to the question:
"What? No school today?"
1. "What? No Bingo today?"