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Homeschooling Jokes

14 Days of Homeschooling
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me ...

20 Great Reasons You Homeschool
You can wear pajamas to class and not get kicked out. Cartoon by Jim Erskine.

Home, Home All the Day
Home, Home all the day, where the children study and play,
Where seldom is heard, the hurry up word, and the van's in the carport all day!

Homeschool Videos
Young homeschoolers, teen homeschoolers, parents and even curriculum suppliers are making videos and using YouTube.

Homeschooling Boys
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

Homeschooling for Goofballs
Tired of questions/comments about why you're distinctly NOT starting school this week? Yearn to relate to the kids down the road? Here are a few suggestions.

Homeschooling Mom Writes To Son Away At College
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

Hotel Soap Mixup
Homeschool conventioneer attempts to get his Dial bar of soap back.

How does a homeschooler change a lightbulb?
First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library.

How Many Home Educators
Does it take to change a lightbulb?

Important Things I've Learned from Homeschooling Kids
It's more fun to color outside the lines.

Laughing at Ourselves
Links to other sites with homeschooling humor.

Martha's vs Homeschool Mom's Way
Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Only A Homeschool Mother ...
Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks "cookie" begins with "k."

Parent-Teacher Conference
What do you call it when a homeschool mom talks to herself?

Real Homeschool Mothers
Real Homeschool Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Top 20 Advantages to Homeschooling
If you can't find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares?

Two women meet at a playground
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching. Eventually, they begin to talk.

What About Socialization?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was mentally planning her week of Girl Scouts, 4-H, dance class, karate, and soccer. What were you saying about socialization?

What?! No School Today?
What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)

You Know You're a Homeschooler's Grandparent When ...
You're the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

You Know You're A Homeschool Mom When...
You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.

See also: Laughing at Ourselves for offsite homeschooling humor links.

Get Thee to a Punnery
by Richard, Lederer
A fun way to laugh while learning parts of speech in order to pun.
 

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