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14 Days of Homeschooling
On the first day of homeschool my neighbor said to me ...

20 Great Reasons You Homeschool
You can wear pajamas to class and not get kicked out. Cartoon by Jim Erskine.

Curriculum For Walking
To assure the quality and consistency of walking skills in forthcoming generations, it is anticipated that walking will soon be taught by professional teachers in properly equipped, educational facilities.

Extremely Annoying Questions about Homeschooling
Have you ever noticed that even the most intelligent seeming humans are capable of asking extremely annoying questions about homeschooling?

Home, Home All the Day
Home, Home all the day, where the children study and play,
Where seldom is heard, the hurry up word, and the van's in the carport all day!

Home Sweet Homeschool - George Lopez
When Carmen gets kicked out of private school, the Lopezes decide to homeschool, but have typical startup problems.

Homeschool Videos
Young homeschoolers, teen homeschoolers, parents and even curriculum suppliers are making videos and using YouTube.

Homeschooling Boys
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

Homeschooling for Goofballs
Tired of questions/comments about why you're distinctly NOT starting school this week? Yearn to relate to the kids down the road? Here are a few suggestions.

Homeschooling Mom Writes To Son Away At College
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

Homeschooling SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions)
If I homeschool, will I have to wear Birkenstocks? If I homeschool, will I have to raise goats and chickens? Will I have to bake my own bread and sew all of our own clothes? by Rebecca Prewett.

Hotel Soap Mixup
Homeschool conventioneer attempts to get his Dial bar of soap back.

How does a homeschooler change a lightbulb?
First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library.

How Many Home Educators
Does it take to change a lightbulb?

How to Hate Homeschoolers Properly
I have seen so many people try to discredit home education but fall short every time of really publishing the kind of rant that has most of us falling out of our chairs in fits of laughter.

Important Things I've Learned from Homeschooling Kids
It's more fun to color outside the lines.

Laughing at Ourselves
Links to other sites with homeschooling humor.

Martha's vs Homeschool Mom's Way
Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

On the Revelation of William Bennett's Gambling Habit
Why you may not want to use K12 for homeschooling your children.

Only A Homeschool Mother ...
Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks "cookie" begins with "k."

Parent-Teacher Conference
What do you call it when a homeschool mom talks to herself?

Real Homeschool Mothers
Real Homeschool Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Top 20 Advantages to Homeschooling
If you can't find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares?

Two women meet at a playground
Two women meet at a playground, where their children are swinging and playing ball. The women are sitting on a bench watching. Eventually, they begin to talk.

What About Socialization?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I was mentally planning her week of Girl Scouts, 4-H, dance class, karate, and soccer. What were you saying about socialization?

What?! No School Today?
What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)

You Know You're a Homeschooler's Grandparent When ...
You're the life of the party, even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

You Know You're A Homeschool Mom When...
You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.

See also: Laughing at Ourselves for offsite homeschooling humor links.

The Complete Far Side 1980-1994 (2 vol set)
The Complete Far Side 1980-1994
2 vol set
by Gary Larson
Every one of these cartoons is just something that drifted into my head when I was alone with my thoughts. And, for better or worse, I 'jotted' them down. It was only later, when perhaps I received an angry letter from someone, that it struck me: Hey! Someone's been reading my diary!
 
Get Thee to a Punnery
by Richard, Lederer
A fun way to laugh while learning parts of speech in order to pun.
 
Shouldn't You Be In School?
Shouldn't You Be In School?
by Angelina Hart
This book strikes a humorous chord with all of us that attempt to find creative ways of answering, ignoring, overlooking, informing, defending or explaining our situation when that inevitable question comes our way.
 
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